Feeling pretty down tonight
And I know it makes no sense. I dunno. I feel unhappy with the way I look, just… ugly. I’m afraid when I go on vacation next week people will laugh at me. Or that they already laugh at me.
I feel lame about not being in grad school and about being in between jobs. Even though both of those things are hopefully temporary.
And I feel lonely.
Have you ever thought to yourself “fuck i love that magic song about wanting to marry a girl but her father disapproves, but it’d be so much better covered by a girl without changing the pronouns” because IF SO I have the cover for you.
omg this is 1 million x better the original is way too much 2 dudes arguing over possession of a lady its so much patriarchial bullshit a woman singing it brings a whole new level of realness of the pain of inlaws witholding their approval / blessing
-feel the weight lifted off your shoulders as you refuse to conform to impossible beauty standards and choose to love and respect your body as is. Ah, just feel the pressure melting right off you! I feel so light and free
-stop texting that piece of shit
-start ignoring people who make you feel bad about your body or are just generally unappealing troll people. Look for the kinds of slugs that like Terry Richardson or say anything bad about Mindy Kaling, or don’t give you any of their fries. That’s 120-160 pounds of easy weight loss right there, just watch it slip away as you get into a bikini and prance all around.
-clothes are around 2-3 pounds, so be naked and do naked things with a cutie
-honestly, it’s summer and you don’t need a 4 pound statement necklace at this point in time
-please, please put down the puppy you are dognapping. That is not your puppy. Please join the party now. I will forgive this but not forget, and be mindful of all puppies around you from now on.
-finish the plate of nachos you were holding. That’s a quick one pound weight loss there, look how easy that was, so simple and nice
-pee out the 4 margaritas you enjoyed on a nice hot summer day, just pee it all out baby
This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
And this is an Opal engagement ring.
Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….
Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
…JUST… OPALS MAN
Opals aren’t actually good for engagement rings. The stone is too soft and can break or fall out if its setting too easily.
disadvantages of having thick hair
- your head is always 100000 degrees
- shedding everywhere
- snapping thin combs
- spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
- hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
- styling your hair takes longer than growing it
advantages of having thick hair
Adding to disadvantages: